Words and Riffs

One day, there was a beautiful, pretty man named Frank. Frank had an acquaintance whom he admired dearly. This friend, this perfection of man, was known as Geezy. Geezy’s band was a wanton mistress of the night to Frank’s imagination, so Frank gave Geezy’s band everything— much like how the evil Pedicone steals everything later on— giving the band a place to play and practice. One day, Geezy pronounced Frank good enough to be absorbed by the band where they became best friends and wife swapped.

The end!